i just dropped my pajamas inside the toilet
i get mad at anyone who makes unnecessary noise because economizing my hearing just in case it wastes away every time i hear something makes me feel safer
going to the dentist is a life lesson you know
it teaches me that even when it feels like my jaw is gonna fall off i can always fit more random objects inside my mouth and educated me to the monster cock related porno career that ill never follow
wow i took a nap and it made me feel like all the wildebeests of the serengeti threw a party on my back i want a refund
i was sitting in the car waiting for my acquaintance and when they opened the door a dude outside asked why is there a dead person in the car
i wish i had long pretty hair again just so people would go back to asking me to play wiht it i could enjoy some detached sneaky affection
i think the real proof of humanity’s delay in matters of technology is that our glasses aren’t made of a force field that holds the liquid where it’s supposed to be and stops it from pouring all over the carpet when you kick the glass accidentally like i just did
the little popcorn grains that almost pop and become popcorn but only go halfway are the saddest things they woke up to the world and tasted a soft tasty popcorn existence but were doomed to stay encased…….. it’s not like the ones that don’t pop at all because those never even realized their potential
there they are.. the little grains that almost could… misfits in the popcorn limbo
once this girl wanted the answers for the history exam so she threw this paper at my table so id write them but the teacher was coming so i ate the paper instead
plans for making myself study
what if i eat a non digestible piece of paper in which the password of the computer would be written and had to wait for it to go through my organism and have nothing to do so i’d study in the meantime or what if i elaborated a code system within my text books each chapter of each book solved would bring up a letter of the password and then all the chapter ones solved would give me the daily code to internet access
what if i just paid someone to punch me on the face
